From the Desk of…
Okay, I’m gonna say it. I cannot make a baked good that is both vegan and gluten-free. At best, I can make baked mids, but mostly they are baked bads. Sorry if this offends, but I just don’t know that it’s something I can do. Anyway, we had a breakthrough in fusion power, but I’m not holding my breath for it to actually solve a problem before the societal collapse into the Water Wars. It’s not even close to the Q-zone it would need. Oh, and there’s that terrible winter storm that’ll start Thursday and run through into Friday. Now, I’ve got my french toast supplies at the ready, but I’m realistically only expecting 1.5” to 3” of stick-to-the-ground snow. Bitterly, bitterly cold though, so make sure your people know about warming stations. At least I get to sleep in now. That can really make all the difference in the world.
The Brain Dump
putting some fent in an amulet to ward away cops
i have to be the most informed viewer at the barbie screening [starts watching Barbie: Princess Charm School]
leaving out some VEGAN cookies with ALMOND milk for WOKE SANTA (thanks BRANDON) 🤣🤣🤣
currently being kicked out of the cracker barrel for simply asking where the barrel of crackers is. in Grove City.
one of the most powerful things you can do is stop a street urchin by calling out 'you there, boy' and then offering him money to run an errand
Oh, I suppose I forgot to mention in my desk review that Ulysses S. Grant has been promoted to general of the armies, joining Black Jack Pershing and George Washington. Hat tip to Sherrod Brown for slipping that into some defensive bill that Congress needed to pass to fund our awesome wars. This is a pro-Union Substack. All Lost Causers and other Confederate sympathizers should unsubscribe immediately.
At the Movies
No, I haven’t seen Ava2ar yet, stop asking.
A Touch of Zen (1970), dir. King Hu ⭐⭐⭐⭐
i’m pro-donglin now
Hanukkah on Rye (2022), dir. Peter DeLuise ⭐⭐⭐
cute but still very Hallmark-y despite only having token Christian representation
Call Me Miss Cleo (2022), dir. Jennifer Brea, Celia Aniskovich ⭐⭐⭐⭐
better than I expected and with a hearty helping of an impact she had beyond impression fodder
I promise I will go see 2 Ava 2 Tar soon. I probably won’t actually, but I do promise it.
One Picture
I need to make more Instantgram posts and use the stories less.
In closing,
Stay warm! Stock up on some non-perishables, and have safe journeys if you’re journeying! That wheel in the sky keeps on turning.